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When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
When someone acts like their name is Emily.
"Whoa, that girl has Big Em Energy."
"Yeah, dude, she must have the name Emily."
Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.
Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?
Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.
I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.
To dip out or disappear, know one knows where you are.
Tim: Where did fred go?
John: Oh he scooby dooed on em.
Tim: Scooby Doo on em?
John: Yeah he disappeared bro
A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.
Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.
When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time
(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)
Person1: oh I was just in the bathroom
Person2: were you lettin em float?
Person1: Yeah...