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The attempt to quantify language by forcing parameters, such as Jane Schafer Method, on writers, and thereby inhibiting the creativity of entire student populations.
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A concrete detail is always accompanied by two commentaries.
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English teachers that think inside the box force their students to learn Plug and Chug English.
Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.
Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".
The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything
-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”
a place where you can do a poo.
even a kingham can :) ooh and a gordon :P
oh, im in a english country garden, let me just pull down my pants....
Desgusting to the point of suicide
(goes well with krumpets)
"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"
"all because of English Tea!!!"
When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?
Ashley: yes daddy
When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.
Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah