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a chicken that over the years has become blue and evil through the process of evolution
ah man bob just got attacked by an evil blue chicken
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SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.
Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?
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A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).
Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face”
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the part of the government that consists of the school board and a superintendent.
There is a mob of kids outside the local evil tyrannical company's office.
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If money is the root of all evil, why do churches have collection plates?
Its just a tad presumptuous.
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