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If you have brown eyes then your lucky. Lucky because besides their commenness. Brown eyes aren't just fucking brown eyes. Theres like pools of honey, or galaxys full of black holes. Yeah Blue eyes may look like the ocean, and green eyes look like nature, And although the sky may be blue during the day. When night falls. That blue fades. Everything fades. All the light you have is from the stars in the sky. The galaxy above you. Thats how brown eyes are. So when someone ever tries to call you basic or boring for having brown eyes. Just remeber. One day the oceans and nature won't be here. Earth won't be here. Only the galaxy that it lived in. That galaxy will never die. That galaxy is your eyes.
Brown eyes aren't as boring as people want them to be
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having an eye infection (because of a soccerball, if you're cool)
usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..
1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-
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an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to.
Mike, who are you looking at, cock eye.
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a synonym for the more popular cut eye. a way of looking.may be interpreted as a look of hostile agression. may be projected as hostile passive agression. as giving somone "a look".
1.assuming or accusing someone is giving you crook eye when they are not can be used as an excuse to physically retaliate.
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or passive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching "the re glance"and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression
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British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."
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or vagina eyes, referring to double eyelids of white people's eyes.
the flaps of a vagina or labia majora and labia minora resemble double eyelids. no vagina is monolided or has one lid/flap, so cunt eyes or vagina eyes are for double eyelids. the way labia majora and labia minora connects to the clit of a vagina looks like the inner part of white people's eyes, towards their nose bridge region or center of their face.
even if after vaginal rejuvenation, there are still both labia majora and labia minora. that makes vagina eyes or cunt eyes a description of double eyelids. whoever made cunt eyes term describing asians or monolids has never seen a vagina. they need to get their eyes checked. ironic isn't it. stupid white people can't even insult right; cunt eyes are for double eyelids, just like the vagina with labia majora and labia minora.
"whoever thinks cunt eyes refers to Asians or monolids is too dumb to exist, or a loser fat cunt who can't fuck, or too blind to see and needs to get their eyes checked (ironic), or a fat cunt who is too fat or obeast to see her own cunt, and can't tell the difference that double layers or flaps of vagina are like double eyelids, not single monolid."
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An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.
1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"
2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.
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