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A Sox Fan is described as a person, generally from New England, that is obsessed with the Boston Red Sox. The normal Sox fan, owns at least five shirts from the Red Sox, at least ten peices of Red Sox merchandise, and has something that says "I Hate the Yankees" on it.
Talking to a fellow baseball fan
Sox Fan: Man I hate those dang Yankees.
Baseball Fan: You must be a Sox Fan.
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Bitch ass fans...get ya ass beat when u try to come to the Black Hole...or anywhere in the coliseum. Take it up the butt and get stabbed at your own games. Scary as hell...talk shit and run...the ladies really want a Raider fan...never are happy to watch football in January (No SuperBowl Victories) Dont know how to tailgate...Hate us cuz they aint us (RAIDERS) Might as well stay at the beach....
Chargers Fans are always depressed SuperBowl Sunday.
I slept with a Charger Fan....and It was depressing.
The only thing good about a Charger Fan is Kendra... but come game time Fuck her too.
On behalf of the Raider Nation...Raider Tingle sais,"Fuck All Chargers Fans."
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I am an Eagles fan. My team has never won the Super Bowl, therefore, I suffer from a super-sized inferiority complex. I am insanely jealous of the Dallas Cowboys because they have won FIVE Super Bowls. I am ashamed of my jealousy, so I admit it to no one, not even myself. Instead, I refer to my jealousy as ‘hatred’, because ‘I hate you’ sounds less girly and childish than ‘I’m jealous of you’.
I’ll offer every reason under the sun for my hatred, even though my own words and actions will prove each to be a lie. Truth is, every reason I give for my hatred is simply an excuse to avoid admitting that I’m jealous of the Cowboys’ success. That their success began so long ago only makes my jealous rage even more pathetic. My simple mind can’t move on; I am obsessed with envy.
When Dallas comes to town, I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards the Cowboys and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing Cowboys gear; my low-life friends are impressed!
When I travel to Dallas, I’m stupefied and disappointed that the Cowboys fans treat me with respect, or worse, ignore me. What am I, just another visiting fan? Why don’t they ‘hate’ me as I ‘hate’ them? Could it be that the Eagles and I have achieved nothing to be jealous of?
Look at that little eagles fan trying to start a fight. The Cowboys fan is just ignoring him; that must really be eating at him. I don't think he realizes he's not at the linc and will have to go 1 on 1 when he finally pisses this guy off.
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A fake fan is something that doesn't exist.
People who say someone who only likes a few songs or things made by a person is not a Real Fan is wrong
People are just fans in different ways
Person 1: Yo do you like Panic! At The Disco?
Person 2: Yeah, but everyone says I'm a fake fan cause I don't like their older songs.
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It's unfortunate that such a great rapper could have so many retards as his fans. Just look at most of the posts supporting him in the definition for Eminem.
Just look at all the females on the internet who use blatantly unoriginal handles such as "Shady Lady," "Shady's Girl," "Eminem's Babe" etc.
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A die-hard person from around the USA who cheers for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Knows that Sundays involve one thing - Steelers games. They cheer for the team that plays the old fashioned way - run it hard and play hard defense.
Steelers fans hate every player and every other team besides their own. They watch every game and yell and bitch when their players don't perform like the 6-time champions they are.
They love beer, Terrible Towels, Myron Cope, and being the most physical team in the league.
The world's best people cheering for the world's best team.
Ravens Fan 1: Damn it, we're surrounded by Steelers fans!
Ravens Fan 2: Yeah, and these Terrible Towels are killing me cause we keep losing.
Ravens Fan 1: We should convert to Steelers fans too!
Ravens Fan 2: Good idea.
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A Carti fan is an fan of the artist called Playboi Carti. A Carti fan sucks an average of 15 dicks per day.
Guy 1: Hey bro u suck
Guy 2: Of course I do i’m a Carti fan!
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