A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you
'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
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I love Family Guy it's anti-feminism
Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£
Funny stuff, family guy
This will be the best family you'll ever meet, so kind and caring .Well you cant really say that these type of people do bad in school . The girls are goodie toushous but struggle
OMDZZZZZ its the willis family im hard
Well known creepypastas but as a family
Jeff the killer Eyeless Jack BEN drowned Slenderman Jane the killer splendorman tenderman trenderman offenderman etc... are all included in the Creepypasta family
The wholesome feeling when you’re aboard a delta flight along with many nice families after just spent a week with teenagers who revolve their lives around drinking and having sex.
Very familial vibes aboard the delta flight today!