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A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
The Lizama Family is a strong family full of love god bless them
I wanna be part of the Lizama Family
The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family member ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything
The buxton family are filthy rich
The neighbor family who has scraps of various shit (toys, furniture, random lawn tools never put away) in the yard. One can only assume the many children who reside there are the scraps leftover from a few different relationships along the way. They have scrap dogs too (several dogs not cared for and always running amuck).
Did you see that scrap family who moved in next door?
I ran into a scrap family and their scrap dogsthe other day.
This has two distinct phases:
Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.
Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess
Is what happens when a pussy snorts so much cum that he honestly believes he has loyal followers. Also searches sex offenders databases for dates.
That guy must be fortune family material. I feel bad for that child.