you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.
Girl: "I can't believe Ron did Father Style with me. I haven't seen him since!"
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon
Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!
Father fundy is used in a dsmp roleplay server to define the ownership of Father fundys children
Oh yeah father fundy adopted me
Father-friendly is the open expression of value for the role of a father as an equally necessary parent, which is communicated through welcoming means that promote, nurture, and sustain the responsibilities, involved with fatherhood.
If a father wants a father-friendly environment, he needs to act like a friendly father, especially to other fathers, in a way that will lead to parental equity.