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a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
15 years ago
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.
Son: Father, who was the first father?
Father: Son, God was the first father.
Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?
a male figure that leaves when his child is born
your father is gone on some pimp shit
1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea
1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea
"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"
"world's most homeless guy ever"
Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W