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Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 01, 2020


Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025


Father Cleomenis

Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.

His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.

Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.

by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021


father is fathering

mother is mothering but it's a guy.

person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!

by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023


Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 09, 2018


Father Joseph

Any father figure in an Indian family,

A:How’s Father Joseph doing?
B:Father Joseph is doing great

by Kutty Kallan April 01, 2020


Your Father

non existent or not real

"santa is as fake as your father"

by December 25, 2022