One of your friends who has fucked your mother.
Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.
Whose the father of modern warfare?
The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)
An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.
Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers
What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
A individual without a father.
Rylan's dad left her at a left age because his dad hated her mother, this left him without a father.
What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".