Shrigma female

Noun.
Shrigma female is opposite of male shrigma. The sherigma male is a man who has had a few organic mushrooms, feeling great, wants to fuck, wants no drama, and feel the vibe. The conflict will take place when a female does not understand the males shroom thoughts.

Hey darling, "Would you like a shroom?"

"Oh fuck yeah!," says the Shrigma female.
The Shrigma female is mad at the Shrigma male ;because they have done the same drug but they are not having the same sexual vibes.
The Shregma male really just wants the, mushroom eating female, to fuck.. get it..

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white trash female

A derogatory term typically used for southern and ignorant white women. The Traits of a white trash female include a bent towards chauvinism, racism, bigotry, conservatism, protestant Christianity & beliefs listens to country music, racism, race bashing, getting high, being drunk or always drinking beer no matter what time of day or night.

A White Trash Female also tends to be self-righteous, ignorant, lazy, illiterate and cheap always wanting a quick way out, skimming off the top or looking for a way to get over on people.

"That white trash female just asked for a discount on tampons because she said her period is half way over "

“Don’t worry about her she’s just a white trash female”

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Female Emo Poser

Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing.

Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it either blindingly blonde (which is a pretty good sign of emo poser)and apply lots of dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed, including hair, making a cute face. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos.

Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following:
-draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms
-tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide
-may carry a knife
-listens to screamo or emo music
-watches horror movies excessively

Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation.

Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the girls you can find when you look up emo girl on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and sometimes dampen up their mascara to make it look like it ran a little. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do.

Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo.

See Male Emo Poser.

Mary: Hey, look at McKenzie. She is such an emo.
Jane: Are you kidding? She's such a female emo poser.
McKenzie: Hey guys.
Jane: What's up?
McKenzie: Nothing. Just cutting myself. Hating myself. Wearing black.
Mary: Oh.
Jane: Shut up, McKenzie. We all know you are faking. You are such an emo poser!
McKenzie: No, I really hate myself i cut myself and I wear black i'm emo!

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Grown Female Cow

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"Your only a baby bare take the L! I am a GROWN FEMALE COW!"

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female gay squirrel

saying created by mya dimock- “female gay squirrel” used in the sentence “ok female gay squirrel “ oey gets called that a lot

“Ok FEMALE GAY SQUIRREL OEY”

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female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

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female chauvinist pig

A female person who thinks men are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. It's common place to see these in the form of teenage girls bullying young boys; in fact, most bullies seen in recent years are female.

Example 1:
(Female Chauvinist Pig): Go fight some wars and do things that benefit my life.

(Male): Why don't you do that for me, honey?

(Female Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking man, am I?

Example 2:
(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out of my seat right now, you fucking ugly shit!

(Harmless young boy): But... t-this isn't your seat, Sophia...

(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out NOW or I'll punch you in the face, you little shit!

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