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Also referred to as Gotham City, Hawthorne Florida is a quaint little town in between Gainesville and Palatka. No one knows where Hawthorne is. The middle/high school is arguably the best 1A basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. Everyone knows everyone around and there's no known diseases found in Hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of Interlachen, Ocala, Palatka.
Where are you from?
Hawthorne (Florida)!
Where?
Gainesville....
When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear
Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s
Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.
Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.
A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.
Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.
When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida
Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.
When you fuck a monkey on the beach.
I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.
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Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.
Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.