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Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀
person 1- “Edgewood Florida is actually so bad”
person 2- “Ikr! Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀”
Over 65 dick cheese
My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake
A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
Welcome to Florida where you get chased by crack heads and you’re boyfriend gets high
The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.
jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
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"I fucking hate Florida."
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