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A term typically used by military personnel to describe a Friday that can go as bad as it possibly can. But it doesnt matter because it cant change the fact that tomorrow is saturday (or whatever your "weekend" is)
"Can you believe SGT Maj is having us do a 20 mile hike right before we have to stand in formation for 3 hours?"
"At least its bulletproof friday"
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{freek ov fry-day} noun, 1. A person who obsesses about and plans for Friday night partying all week long. 2. A person that has a suppressed, but distinct alter ego that manifests itself during Friday nights with many negative consequences.
For both definitions their personality and behavior changes dramatically when they hit the town on Friday night: it typically involves getting fubared plus acting on all their pent-up aggression, desires, horniness, insecurities, etc. The results are usually not good with lots of double shelving, puking, fights, embarassment, DUIs, horrific two-day hangovers and one night stands with fuglies. Alcohol and/or drugs are ever-present.
He's/She's a Freak of Friday. He/She made good on their plans by drinking so much that they puked all over themselves right at the bar. Everyone just laughed.
The Freak of Friday likes to dance on tables and then starts taking off her clothes. Once she got completely naked before the popo showed up. The guys were grabbing her tits, ass and snatch.
The Freak of Friday borrowed $600 on Monday and blew it all at the strip clup. He got so fubared that he peed on someone's leg. The bouncer slammed his face and broke his jaw. He just laid there completely limp. What a dumphus.
Did you see what the Freak of Friday brought home last night? What a dog. He's really frikcin' ugly.
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The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.
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Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
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When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.
example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday
"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"
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This is an game on roblox, its super fun and similar to Friday Night Funkin, the original.
Check it out, there's some toxic players but you'll be fine.
Friend 1- "Hey wanna play Funky Friday?"
Friend 2- "The roblox Funky Friday?!"
Friend 1- "Yeah!"
Friend 2- "Sorry I only play Friday Night funkin, the original, the roblox one is fun though."
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A game on Roblox that is like Friday Night Funkin'(FNF) but online, and with a variety of different songs. Search up Milf then erase your search history.
Friend: YOYOYO WASSUP LIL' NIGGA
Me: yoyoyo
Friend: WANNA PLAY SOME FUNKY FRIDAY
Me: HELL YEAH!
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