cunt punt the front butt

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

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put you on front street

to put people's faults and/or embarassing moments out in the open or front for all to hear about and laugh at. often used in moments of drunken stumpor

you videotape someone doing something stupid and put it on a social networking site. i just put you on front street.

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More front than Myers

To have more front than Myers means to be cheeky, bold and/or pushy. It is a slang used in Australia, with Myers refering to Myer, a big department store in Melbourne.

"Johnno likes to tease people, doesn't he?"
"Oh, that's his way of showing affection. He's a more front than Myers sort of guy.

"I can't believe Bridget spoke to me like that! She has more front than Myers!"

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sikhs on the front row

a popular geography song chanted to the tune of 'perfecto allstars' to the 4 sikhs that sit on the front row

FIL: da da da da da, SIKHS ON THE FRONT ROW!!

PARSO: RONNIE WALLWORK!

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put trinita in front of java

to mess up, screw up, other synonyms

a mistake was made

1. When Lucas went to do a high five and missed, it truly put trinita in front of java.
2. Jacob put trinita in front of java on that last group project when he didn't turn a single thing in.

yellow fronted brown backs

A pair of ageing and rarely laundered scads.

"I took my grandma to see Tom Jones the other night. She got carried away and slung her Yellow Fronted Brown Backs at the poor sod..."

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