Bottom of the board trash
Degenerate in thought
Refusal to see anyone's perspective
Blinded by anger
Look at this dogwater gamer malding in chat, mentally booming.
Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer
Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars
Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status
Guy 1: god, i am such a loser
The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.
Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'
A period of time in your life, which can last anywhere from 2 hours to a couple of years, where a particular game or number of games evoke an immense feeling, which is usually happiness/joy/passion/excitement/motivation, and the want for the feeling to never end.
There can be peaks of this, but also many smaller particular moments.
"I really miss my Gamer Spark from 2016 Multiplayer Minecraft"
"My most recent Gamer Spark was the release of Genshin Impact in late 2020"
Discomfort in the ear after wearing a headset for too long
Damn i played so much league last night I got gamer ear this morning
When a gamer leans forward.
The universal sign for giving effort
Grants +5 Skill
Person 1: *goes into gamer pose*
Person 2: Bro wtf
When you have a shitty sitting position while gaming for hours and then you get a line on your stomach.
Just ignore that line, it's just my gamer crease.