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general smear

He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.

This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.

SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

by dailybritishbrownboy October 30, 2023


General Frosting

The act of cumming in ones ear

last night I gave my girl a general frosting.

by Theonetruebear April 2, 2020


first generation

First of a generation to become a citizen in a new country or get a college degree

First generation American graduate whose parents were born in Mexico

by a_millycrew October 24, 2023


generation cry

The term used to apply to those who have come of age recently who, instead of taking deliberate steps to fight real or misperceived injustice and protesting appropriately, cry into their devices about how the world that they live in and can certainly exert control over is not fair and that the other side is completely wrong.

Linda decided to get off of all social media, as the many voices of generation cry sickened her with their constant cries that all people who do not agree with them need to agree with them because they can only be solely right.

by von groovy August 22, 2017


Generational Entitlement

The idea that each generation is more entitled than the last; e.g as a result of advancements in society

Society has become lazy due to Generational Entitlement

by Corz_as August 20, 2023


Generation B

a term popularised by the Lunar System company, defining the regular individuals of today’s generation who are embracing Blockchain technology as a powerful tool for transforming how we interact with our world and with each other.

Their brave, bold and brazen nature, as well as their passion for blockchain technology puts the B in Generation B.

- Hey do you think I should get into NFTs?
- Of course man! You're part of Generation B, you HAVE to get into NFTs

by Vodka Cranberry March 2, 2022


Dollar General

Horribly depressing store with prices just low enough to keep you coming back but high enough to make you have to move to the projects. Only less common than McDonald's.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".

Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.

David: "Wanna get some groceries at Dollar General?"

Bob: "Do I have a choice?"

by Hot 7 October 25, 2023