Cats have kittens

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."

I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

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Have a Pecan Day

Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.

Well fine then, have a Pecan Day!

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

does it have a name

When someone is giving attitude for no reason or seems mad

“Does it have a name?” Is referring that something is up their ass

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle

What’s wrong?

I have a pickle!!