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what we always called the punks or wanna be punks that already had below the crown shaved off and had to "grow in" the back part of a mohawk.
in the nineties is was commonplace as EVERYONE had the lower half of their head shaved as alterna kids and when they found punk the first thing they did was grow that stripe down the back.
in the 2000's, it also applied to the fucking faux hawk faggots. same haircut, but on purpose this time.
look at that fuckin' chicken hawk over there. dude can't even drink. what's up with the british flag bullshit?
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Black, orange winged insects that hunt tarantulas with one of the most painful stings ever recorded. Also horrifying nightmare fuel that makes me want to nuke this planet from orbit. They are also enemies in 'Fallout: New Vegas' known as cazadors.
Mick: what the fuck is th-
*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*
Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.
A rare species of hawk native to Michigan
Person: Oh shit it's a blue maned hawk!
Hawk: Bitchface McCockinator
When you take a poop that makes streaks on the sides of the bowl.
"Oh god man, you left a tony hawk slider in my toilet."
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The dead half of the famous tag team, Road Warriors.
Its too bad Road Warrior Hawk died, maybe he could've been put in more wrestlecrap if he would've lasted longer!
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A mowhawk for people that listen to death metal or gay nu-metal. We all know mowhawks are really meant for punks and every body else is ruining it for them.
Chrissy got a death hawk because her music taste is too brutal to call her hair style a mowhawk.
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For all those men out there who have the horseshoe male pattern baldness. It is a take on the over-present and utterly played out Faux-hawk hairdo. This is where the bald man can spike up and highlight and cement gel his cul-de-sac hairdo into a fashion forward, jaw-dropping, cul-de-hawk
"wow gary, thats a pretty fantastic haircut you have, is that some sort of faux-hawk
"thanks randy, its called the cul-de-hawk, now i can look like all the guidos out there while staying maintaining my distinguished good looks!"
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