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Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017


heaven hines

A person who fucks up basically everything and doesn't give a damn about anyone but ones self. Usually will sleep with anyone who is willing to sleep with her.

Selena acts just like a heaven hines.

by Diehardangel March 13, 2017


Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.

Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.

by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021


Nose Hair heaven

When your partner cuts your nose hair and then data it while sugning you off

She gave me a nose hair heaven Yesterday

by Mr nose hair February 27, 2023


Oh Good Heavens

It is a saying one shounts after being greatly startled or shocked.

*Son gets shot infront of dad* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"

*Dad watches his kids get turned into red mist while playing by the road by a giant truck going 200.* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"

by Mr. Grumpus April 5, 2022


heaven watts

A heaven can be really nice as first and seem really funny and may act like the queen of everything but don't worry she only does that because she has a lot in her heart and mind that sometimes she can't really be that nice to anyone. A heaven can and will only have one friend she trusts it all depends on her. A heaven might seem that she has a butt... but she does not. Only reason is because she has butt pads. And she has no boobs it's padding.

" heaven watts always wears butt pads when will she ever take them off!"

by A Girl Trying To Help You Out January 29, 2018


Heaven's Triangle

When placing your penis under another males penis. Pressing the tip into the scrotum between the testicle and directly beneath the shaft.

He climbed straddle me and penitrated heaven's triangle.

by Heavenly triangle July 14, 2024