Random
Source Code
Random
A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.
A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....
A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe
Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..
When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt
"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.
Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang
Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis
Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda