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greenshaw high school

a shitty school where they use credit cards system and everyone gets fucking detention and teachers hate children

he goes to greenshaw high school

by mo-skinny January 26, 2019

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Volunteer High School

A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.

“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”

by грустныйКова February 18, 2021

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Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.

DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!

by Sohai Kia August 22, 2021

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Woodgrove High School

Glorified POW camp just outside of Purcellville, VA. The masses have suffered untold misery here since 2010.

Best known for:
-Groups of 10+ freshmen crowding the restrooms to Juul in-between every block
-Country boys packing a lip in the back of class
-Bus drivers that arrive late every single day
-Getting stuck in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you didn't sprint to your car like the Hunger Games
-Consistent power outages that make the whole day useless because the entire curriculum is on the smartboards
-A mandatory E-Hallpass system that requires people who are legal adults to fill out a form on a website in order to walk 20 feet down the hall

80% of the classes you take here will be completely irrelevant and fail to benefit you or your career in any way whatsoever. The overwhelming majority of your time in this school is going to be spent doing nothing or mundane busywork.

If you're still stuck in this place today, I wish you the best of luck. Just grind it out and never look back.

"So, Jimmy, where do you go to school?"
"Woodgrove High School. Sad, I know."
"At least it's not Park View."

by bighotjeff March 13, 2019

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kearny high school

A school located in Kearny nj where the students are higher than their own grades. Girls fuck more than they do home work. Almost every teacher is on a drug wether it's coke,pot, and/or meth. The principle looks like a walking armadillo. And ms.sharpals is just sexy as life

You smoke the ganja at Kearny high school

The armadillo will suspend you for wearing a hoody.
Hey dude did you do flaka freka yet, of course who in the tri-state hasn't.

by Idontknowmyname101 November 21, 2013

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High school herpes

Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.

"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do anything pants-off. All I got in return was a case of high school herpes."

by peever86 February 20, 2009

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Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 May 30, 2011

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