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A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them
Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?
Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”
Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”
Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."
A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"