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I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
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lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG
urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING
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a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other
"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"
"oh my god i love you to baby"
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What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.
Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P
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a sweet thing to text/say to someone that shows they mean a lot to you. similar to 'i love you', only cuter and not as serious.
person1 (out of the blue)- i flippin love you
person2- aww thats adorable :) you just made my day
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A lowkey phrase you say when you’re tryna fuck someone. But you wanna say it in a sweet way. Well here you have it folks. “I wanna love you” sounds way better than “ I wanna fuck you”. Just make sure you do it right and tight.
“Hey, Nelly I love so much. I wanna love you tonight.”
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A man worthy of deep meanings and words that are hard to explain.
Her: i love you like a lana del ray song
“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”