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Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel
Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.
When you finger a girl after eating cheetos.
I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.
when you make wrong culinary decisions even though you should know better.
That overripe mango with muesli and joghurt really did mine the tunnel
Bitches that have fucked the same dude
O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!