class warfare

class warfare:

Despite assumptions to the contrary, class warfare is not a war between classes. it is, instead, the fuedal practise of attacking someone of equal rank first, and leaving others to take on people of thier own rank.

The fuedal warfare system ended with the hundred years war, when class warfare was eliminated for trained armies of all classes.



*A user said this should be deleted: "Some fucker speaking out of his rich fucking arse. He wouldn't know class warfare when it is burning down his fucking house."*


Wow, props to the genius there who can magically determine wealth from a historically accurate definition. Maybe you should not confuse yourself with inter-class warfare eh, Fuckwit.

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middle class

Everyone who works and pays taxes is middle class. There has been no such thing as "working class" since the 1970s with the end of mass labour industries such as coal mining and steel.

The other classes are underclass/scum (long term unemployable) and upper class (too rich to need to work).

Kevin empties bins for the council and his wife Sharon is a school dinner lady. They own their own house, take two foreign holidays per year (sun and skiing) and own two cars. They are middle class who work, not working class.

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Class of 2012

Kids that gradute high school in 2012 and are said to be the reason the world will end. Full of retarded people with the random groups of ok people

Jan: " The world's gonna end in 2012!"

Amira: " Yeah and my class will cause it."

also

Greg: " That table is full of retards."

Jake: " They're the class of 2012."

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math class

Well.. An easy subject for some, others well.. never mind. Just a plain easy subject. ^^

I breeze through math class.

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Class Fool

The student easily talked into ridiculous and dangerous situations

The class fool got three weeks detention and a sprained ankle when he fell out of the tree in front of the school after being dared to reach the top branch. His friends laughed, recorded it and posted it on the internet.

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S-Class

1.) adj. A term used for the highest grade of Chocobo racing in Final Fantasy VII.

gold chocobo
final fantasy 7
moogle
cloud strife
kwee

Dude! I raised my chocobo to S-Class, so I could breed a Gold Chocobo!

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class c

Class c is a category of drugs. For example, All drugs that have less physical and mental effects on the human body then a class B or class A drug is a class C drug. The higher in class the drug is, when caught handling results in different amounts of punishment. Heroin is a Class A drug, and results in heavy punishment when one is caught handling it.

Officer: Your under arrest for the suspicion of handling a class c drug, anything you will and may say will be used as evidence against you in the court of law.

to days later

Judge Judy: Because you where handling a class c drug, you have 3 years punishment (Handling Class B or A is longer, nearly double the years in prison).

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