Formula 1

A Sport where People will watch almost nothing happen for an hour, the same 2 people win every race, and the fans will be overly toxic and shit on every sport (especially nascar) even though they're completely different, and millionaires jack off as they pour millions into fancy go carts

Formula 1 fan: Verstappen just won for the 5th time in a row!

Formula 1 fan #2 : Hell yeah!

20👍 6👎

0+1

Straight Sex between a female(0) and a male(1).

Pete inserted his (1) inside Olivia's (0) and it was the best he eveer had (0+1).

17👍 6👎

June 1

June 1, you have to give someone a kiss anywhere you want it has to be in school, and you don’t gotta do it in front of anyone

It was June 1 when I was Walking with someone and just gave them a kiss anywhere i wanted and they can’t say I couldn’t do it

3+1

an awesome band that is currently in its beginnings. however, everyone knows success is only a bus ride away.

omg. 3+1 made me so horny when they sang yellow by coldplay

August 1

2004: in Asunción (Paraguay) the Ycuá Bolaños supermarket catches fire. The owners and security guards are accused of closing the doors to prevent looting, the result: about 400 dead and more than 500 injured

August 1, 2004

November 1

The day where you beat the shit out of a boy named Brayden

Some dumb bitch: “You know what day it is, November 1st.”
Brayden: “Get away dumb bitch”
Some dumb bitch: **Beats him senseless**

December 1

The end of no nut November or NNN

I can’t wait for December 1, it’s time to nut