government cheese

Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.

"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"

When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.

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shocker with cheese

The standard shocker with the use of thumb and or tounge to stimulate the clitoris at the same time.

" I gave that ho the shocker w/cheese,needless to say she came 13 times..."

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Twattage Cheese

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

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Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

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cheese for everyone!

A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion

YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"

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cheese union

A force much like the Soviet Union exept it’s better in every way, there are multiple gangs within the boundaries of the walls of the cheese union. Some of these gangs are the HEHEHE gang, or the cheddar gang. Some gangs are bigger than others, an example could be the cheddar gang, which tourtures all normies that are in sight. The cheese union highly supports communism, and very much dislikes 🧢Italism. It is currently at war with the U.S.A, but is relying on Canada to give them maple syrup for fuel for their highly powerful mozzarella tanks. Almost all of the weapons designed by the cheese union are souly powered my different types of cheese. This however grants all weapons useless as the cheese is too amazing. All vegans will be forced to eat gallons upon gallons of cheese as this is the cheese unions one and only goal.

The cheese union plans to eliminate all vegans.

Person 1: *vegan*
Cheese union: *pew pew pew bang pow ratatata*

Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese

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