irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

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little irish princess

naill horan or "little irish princess" as the directioners call him is a fun nickname given to naill because the rest of the 1D boys treat naill like a little brother and he is irish

there is our little irish princess

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Irish Mexican

My wife Debbie is such an Irish mexican. She's drunk all the time but still cuts a damn good lawn!

I wish I had an Irish Mexican wife. I could pay her with beer instead of money.

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Irish Mist

A golden shower given after a night of heavy drinking.

I gave that girl I met at the pub last night an irish mist when we got home.

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irish apple

A potato. Simple as that--A potato. Not a deformed penis, not a sexual act--just a potato.

I'm eating an irish apple right now.

" -I got candy corn! -I got a popcorn ball! -I got an irish apple! -I got a rock."

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shanty Irish

poor or disreputable People of Irish decent (the term is used in the United states rather than Ireland)

I am finding myself feeling more weary of shanty Irish every time they come around my house.

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Irish Darts

When a woman spreads her cheeks and invites multiple strong men to launch midgets face-first into her asshole, usually resulting in intense bruising, and extreme anal pleasure. Note: Not fun to be the midget in this sexual act.

Chloe: Hey Danny and John, wanna have a game of Irish Darts? I'll be the dart board!

Danny: Ok, but we'll need a midget...

Kristen: I'm game!

(John launches Kristen towards the asshole of Chloe, smothering her in a blood/fecal matter combination)

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