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A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
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When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught
Excuse me everyone.. I would just like to say (raise glass) 'Christmas Jiz' to you all
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To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."
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To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.
Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.
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a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation
A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"
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The product of you shitting your pants.
I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants
The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.
Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?