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Formerly the town of Winslow, Bainbridge Island is a haven for douche bags. Bainbridge is commonly referred to as "Braindead Island", and this name cannot be closer to the truth. The only thing that is of worth on that rock is the Eagle Harbor ferry terminal. Bainbridge Island is full of a certain species of white kid who think they will inherit the world because their family is rich and they drive an STI. Clothing is commonly Timberland boots, jeans big enough for Jared(pre-subway), Tall Tee's, and more hemp braclets than at all of Burning Man. Their parents are an even stranger brand of wine swilling, Volvo driving, Norah Jones listening douchery. Noted for their terrible driving skills and lack of tact with the lower classes. Main activities include marijuana, music shows at the Guild, losing to North Kitsap at football, and more marijuana
Go back to Bainbridge Island before the prolitariate rise up and kill you in your bed, you rich bastard.
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5th borough where im from. The North Shore is made up of neighborhoods composed of either minorities (St. George) or crazy rich white people (todt hill dongan hills) and is mostly wack. The south shore where im from is mostly guido-ass italian people like me most of whom buy every 50 cent cd but piss their pants at the sight of an actual black person, and aspire to be eminem. The girls down here are mostly hot, hotter than north shore girls or girls from any other boro.
Staten Island is cool from Eltingvile down, every where else you find ugly girls and gay kids
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A bunch of guys sit on a kitchen island and a girl goes from one to the next to the next performing oral sex. I suppose it doesn't have to be a girl...
I heard So-and-so is such a slut, she gave an Island Party.
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The baddest ass muther fuckers to walk the earth. Anybody who says they suck are fucktards and should be stabbed in the stomach with a mail key and have their fingers cut off and shoved up they dumb asses.
Zug island descended from above to take all these fucktard haters out of here.
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the place where stoichiometric conversions can be made. when on mole island one can go to either volume island (multiply by 22.4) , mass island (multiply by molar mass), particles island (multiple by 6.02x10^23) or to mole island #2.
How can i get to mole island?
Well where are you?
I'm on volume island.
Then you have to divide by 22.4
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A white person that tries to act like a lightskin.
Look at that white guy with dreads!
What an island boy
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you live "ON" Long Island... not "in" it
"yo, I have to go to my grandma's house this weekend all the way in Long Island.. it's gonna suck so much."
"dude, you mean 'on Long Island'.. get it right."
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