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1. A hilarious man.
2. Someone who gets a $50 million contract and still leaves a highly successful tv show due to racism.
Damn, Dave Chappelle, I never knew a $50 million contract = racism
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The phrase said by someone when shooting a video on bullying for GCSE media, when they want to be heard in the back of the shot.
Scene: Boy reading text, that has bullying written in it.
in background, the words "oi dave" can be heard.
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Dave Mustain is the very talented Guitarist and lead singer of the heavy metal band Megadeth, he is otherwise notorious for getting kicked out of the band Metallica in his early days because of his unhealthy behaviour. Among amateur rock musicians, likening a band member to dave Mustaine means that they are unprofessional and that their general attitude impedes on the overall quality of the band, because they can't walk the line for example. Note that the real Dave Mustaine is a musical genius (regardless of his other problems), but a "Dave Mustaine" doesn't have to be particularly talented.
-Hey Slash, how's your band?
-It's O.K., but our lead singer is a fucking Dave Mustaine! We probably wouldn't keep him if he wasn't so talented.
-Oh, he is good? So he is like a real dave Mustaine then!
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Sodomizing a male just after expelling fecies from said anus. (fucking a dudes ass after he JUST took a shit) taking special care to make sure that there is ALOT of shit in and around the anus acting as lubrication.
I gave that dude such a super dave!
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As created by Jeremy, the greatest dude that ever lived. To perform the Famous Dave you need the following: Famous Dave's barbecue sauce and a willing woman. Once you have secured those two things the Famous Dave may be performed.
Pour some of the barbecue sauce onto a woman's anus, have her then fart it onto your chest, once the sauce is on your chest she will lick it and give you a nice wet kiss with said sauce.
That is the Famous Dave...not recommended to the faint of heart, but works exceptionally well under the influence of alcohol.
"I got so drunk last night that I actually tried the Famous Dave...and it worked like a charm". -Actual customer quote
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1. a female human, who's first name really is melissa, but hangs with boys so she is referred to as "dave".
2. crazy mo fo
"hey, there's melly dave!"
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A person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. Can be a noun, adj. or verb.
"I hate parties because I get sick of having to Smilin' Dave for hours."
"I freaked out and had to leave because I got accosted by five Smilin' Daves trying to get me to take the Scientology test."
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