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A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.
Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.
Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?
NO WAY!
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Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night
Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao
THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
Did you just pull a Jason Kong and spend all your money on video game !!!
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.
"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."
jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !