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A character that is orange weird and wacky
that guy is such a jared character
Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”
a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"
"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold
Just a naai really, what else can I say?
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!
Having a boner for short period of time
Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "
Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"