Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.
" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"
"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’
wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!
When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.
Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.
eating on a roller coaster wile playing fortnite battle pass i just pooped out my butt
I being jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter
Just like the Boss of El Jefe but with an extra F for “Fuck Yeah” as in a good boss who has your back.
We used to work for Erik who was an apple polisher, but now we work for Brandon, who always has our backs as a real El Jeffe.
Student: Hey did you do that essay for Mr. Podolski?
Other Student: No I was too busy not giving a fuck about kings and shit.
Student: Yeah jeff podolski a big fucking waste of time.
To act like a big deal than to act like a bitch when you get called on your bull shit