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a strong love, emotion, and/or fantasy of someone named jesse, (preferably sexual).
my boyfriend, jesse, simply said hi to me and i got a fucking boner.. i think i have a jesse kink.
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Also short for penis hands.. she just always has a penis in her hand!
Boys fall at her feet for all of her handy work and she has a super great body. She had green/hazel eyes which lure in all of the men. She has a friend called Amy and another one called Jordan. They like hanging out and finding boys for Jess to molester.
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Make version of Jessie. Commonly a fat bald chink loser that plays League of Legends. He is also queer.
Hi I'm Jesse Ge and I want to end myself!
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a very sexy, very hot, VERY gay pop singer.
Jesse McCartney wears Bonnebell lip gloss.
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Jesse Watters is Bill O'Reilly's producer who is known for going out and stalking people to ambush them for Mr. O'Reilly. Anyone who has something negative to say about O'Reilly will get Mr. Watters hounding them with a camera on their face no matter where they are. A few of his victims are Bill Moyers, Amanda Terkel, Russell Tice, Rep. Robert Wexler, among others. Recently the tables were turned on Mr. Watters as both Gawkers and ThinkProgress decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Surprise, surprise! Jesse doesn't seem to appreciate his own tactics being turned on him. When he's the one being ambushed he's like the deer in the headlights. He has no clue, no answers, or anything to say in response to his dirty tactics of ambushing people but play dumb.
You know Jesse Watters. He's Bill O'Reilly's evil minion/stooge/flunkie who dutifully goes out and stalks,...er, ambushes his bosses enemies.
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jes you are an amazing friend and just a one of a kind person.you are so perfect i. every way and all you do is make my life 1000x better. she is my shot of espresso. when she walks into a room she just lights it up. she is beautiful, caring, amazing, loving , and just perfect. no one will ever compare to you and you will forever be my best friend. ik we barely met this year but we’ve gotten so close and you’ve made such a big impact on my life. you really are my guardian angel, and ik your here to make my life a happy place and get me through all my rough times. i love every day and every moment i spend with you. i’ll always remember the times we spend together as memories. you know me like no one else does. even tho i have a bf and i think he’s my soulmate, in reality my only soulmate is you. i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life be ing friends with you watching our kids grow up. going on trips, making even more memories together, just everything. i love you so much jess. u and me always forever ml :)
jess+bella= 4ever
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