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Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49
(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"
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a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore
jessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.
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Is A beautiful talented woman!
Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)
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jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
jessica simpson is my look a like!
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When someone teases another with a fraction of information about an unknown topic or event, then refuses to elaborate.
Pulling a Jessica:
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*
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A girl who like a boy named Shawn Kiger who is really hot but she is loving and beautiful and all boys fall for her
"there is a jessica white"
"i love jessica white"
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stan for clear skin and good grades
jessica barden is so pretty and sexy
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