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When ur so fukn horny u need to have a quick fap to relieve urself otherwise u could end up blowing ur load in the middle of class or in the office or when making a meal. So the idea of a quick jimmie is to quickly relieve urself so ur not feeling anxious or awkward for the duration of the time u are horny or just really really excited.
Dude the other day on the bus this fukn sexy asf bitch got her skirt caught on the seat and I just had to have a quick jimmie, I was lucky no one saw but even luckier to see the outline of her moist cunt.
someone who cant get an errection when there is a naked babe next to him!
Can i get three crunchy tacos and three jimmy tacos (ordering three crunchy tacos and three soft tacos at taco bell)
When you stick a pencil in your partners pubes and proceed to twist the pencil around so their pubes collect around the pencil in the form of a ice cream swirl. You then shit on the area that is raw from having the pubes forcibly ripped off, then form the shit in the form of jimmy neutrons hair
"Dude Brittany gave me a Jimmy neutron"
"She gave you. A big head?"
"No she gave me head then my dick swelled from her std"
the 49ers QB and he made alexis texas tap out with his long shlong
aye do you now the guy that's so sexy he made alexis texas tap out, Jimmy Garappolo was his name
Is the proper statement to scream whilst in need of help while being raped.
"COMPLICATED JIMMY!"
"Hey. Did you hear that? Someone's being raped!"
The Asian sensation that's sweeping the nation.
Jimmy Page is the number one cause of missing pants and lady boners everywhere.