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A clumsy MI7 desk worker who got promoted to a secret agent after accidentally being indirectly responsible for the deaths of all the actual agents. Johnny is clumsy, careless and impulsive, but his unusually high levels of self-confidence (as well as his sidekick Bough) usually get him out of most his trouble.
A supposed "man for all seasons", he briefly ends up accidentally crowned King of England after all his other attempts at stopping the main villain fail massively.
"Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. So, no sense rushing things."
*accidentally throws coat out the window*
To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.
'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'
A cocktail made from Sailor Jerry, dry ginger ale and fresh lime.
Get a brother a Pirate Johnny!
johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
The jokester in the group. Always takes the joke a little too far. He's low-key kind of the glue guy, because everyone else in the friend group likes being around him.
"OMG who sent you that? Who do you think? Johnny Boy!"
/jänē-iNG/
Verb.
When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."