To be hit by a 2012 Bentley Continental GT
I Jon jone’ed your cat
pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet
:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman
1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man
1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
hes a legend in 2k. find him. he played for the the celtics in 92. He is low rated(69 XD) but has 90 3pt. HE IS A GOD. I played a whole game and he never missed a shot.
Who's your greatest nba all time player?
Jon Barry of course, check his 3 pointers
Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
the biggest fag you'll ever find, and has the most ugliest face you've ever seen. Do we like Jon Hermann? No, we don't like a fucking faglord
Hey, are you Jon Hermann? Yeah, I had a huge dick showed up my ass yesterday
The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".
Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?