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A perfect couple that were meant to be together. They will die for each other if they have to. They've loved each other when they first made eye contact. They will be married once they finish college. The best couple you will find. They will live each other until the end.
Girl 1: WOW! Who's that couple over there?
Girl 2: I don't know. Do you?
Girl 1: No. But they totally look like a Jordan and Sabrina
Girl 2: Those names are made for each other.
someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?
A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."
SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."
Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD
Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror
Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"
The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45
dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?
dude1: yeah...