jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"

whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?

Jordan Pundik

The lead singer of the rock band New Found Glory.

Hey, have you seen New Found Glory live?

Yeah, they're awesome! Especially the singer Jordan Pundik!

Jordan and Sabrina

A perfect couple that were meant to be together. They will die for each other if they have to. They've loved each other when they first made eye contact. They will be married once they finish college. The best couple you will find. They will live each other until the end.

Girl 1: WOW! Who's that couple over there?
Girl 2: I don't know. Do you?
Girl 1: No. But they totally look like a Jordan and Sabrina
Girl 2: Those names are made for each other.

Jordan Peterson

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"

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Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls

1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD

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jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

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michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

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