Julie

is literally the worst.

Wow, that's so Julie.

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July 14th

National vsco girl day. This is a day where no one gets to use plastic straws and everyone needs to wear at least 2 scrunchies and an oversized hoodie. No pants are allowed and your hair needs to be messy. Wear vans and Carmex. Go all in this special Day!

Vsco girl #1: Omg everyone are saving the TURTLES! This is an amazing day. I love july 14th.

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July 22

People Born On July 22 Have The Biggest Dicks Ever!

Person 1- yo weren't u born july 22
person 2- yeah
person 1- oh that's coo people born that day have the biggest dicks
person 2- mhmmm jus facts

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17 July

Big Dick day

Hey Kyle, why are you at work today, it’s Big Dick day your kind has to stay inside on 17 July

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July 23

July 23 is National eat your friend out day

Mark: Hey, it’s July 23 so it’s national eat your friend out day, lay down and relax a bit ;)
Lyndsey: Fuck yes, please

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me julie

Term to describe your bitch, female companion, or girl you are banging.
1. Degrating term to describe girlfriends
2. Term pimp can use to his woman
3. Used by Ali G regularly

1. Hey, me julie gives the best head in Stains.
2. Come back here, me julie- you owe me five dolla

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22 July

National deepthroat day
On this day you better find you a man and swallow that dick as far as it can go. You're welcome boys.

"I'm so excited to get home to my baby mama"
"Im not surprised, it's 22 July"

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