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The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.
Earn the King's Shilling, lad.
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Whilst taking part in vigorous intercourse, the instigator willingly attempts to remove the head of his partner as furious climax approaches.
Vikesh King Slatssed his mrs last night. The police are investigating...
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When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”
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King of all bitches which makes he/she the biggest bitch alive
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Full name: King Edward VII Science and Sport College.
A school situated in the East Midlands, in Coalville, though thankfully on the outskirts.
A noteable feature of the school is its high population of students from nearby Coalville, Greenhill and Agar Nook; because of this, the school provides a reliable example of the results of incest. In addition, many of the students are chavs.
The school caters exclusively to underachievers, providing many benefits for those who refuse to learn while ignoring those who want to succeed. This is reflected in the choice of teaching staff, many of whom are idiots.
Generally, those who are able to get into Ashby School and get a bus to Ashby De La Zouch do so, while the scum breeding in the areas near to King Ed tend to stay closer to home.
There are rumours that the UK government is extremely disgusted with the state of the school, to the extent that there are plans in place to eliminate it and its population using nuclear weapons. However, many simply discard this as wishful thinking.
King Ed student: King Ed's the shit, innit bruv.
Outsider: Go fuck your mother.
King Ed student: Again?
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The King of Noobs. Period. Even names such as "Noobus Maximus", "Noobperor", "noobident" and "Noobisimo" can not describe people of these proportions.
King Noobachadnezzar is essentially the God/Father/God Father of all noobs.
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The name for a deviant sexual act where a male third party intrudes on a heterosexual couple's act, then forces anal sex with the female partner. The third party is usually a friend of the initial male partner.
Actual message board topic:
Subject: "Can you be charged with rape for doing the sneak king? (suprise butt sex)?"
Body: "You bring a girl back to your place and start having sex with her on top. Then when she is really getting into it your buddy, who she doesn't know about, comes out of hiding and sticks up her anus and says sneak king *****"
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