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Big furry fuzzy kittens ( or big furry fuzzy kittens with claws) is a phrase said when someone is more then mad. If they say big furry fuzzy kittens with claws, then they are beyond mad and are so upset they have blacked out.
Person 1- telling story or comment making other person mad.
Person 2- you keep it up, I'm going to have Big furry fuzzy kittens with claws.
Person 1- I'm sorry to upset you, then.
When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)
"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"
On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.
And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.
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"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"
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it show 1 boy taking 2 kitten putting them in a large plastic bag the cat died and. the boy was arrested what? you really thought it was werid porn? did you really think it was some like lemon party or meat spin or 2 girl and 1 cup?HUH thought it was staple porn? thought it was that video of a girl farting on a cake? you think it was 2 boy and 1 sandbox NO IT WAS JUST A BOY PUTTING 2 KITTEN IN A LARGE PLASTIC BAG AND CLOSING IT
jake: hey wanna watch 1 boy 2 kitten i heard it scary
jim: uhh yeah sure
after the video
jake and jim: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE KITTENS
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1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."
Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: What fer?
Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!
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1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.
Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!
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