low bandwidth

Slang term for people who are stupid, slow or in some way mentally retarded.

The hosts of Unreliable Sources are low bandwidth rednecks.

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Low Roller

Used to refer to an individual or individuals who can't handle life's most simple tasks. Usually has a crappy car and no ladies. Also refered to as a busta.

Damn, you see that low roller fuck up three blunts in a row?

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Toner is Low

When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.

Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."

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low rent

The shortened version of "low rental"

We were just minding our business, skating at Porter's the other day, then all of a sudden a swarm of filthy low rents came charging Seminary Ave.!!

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low

a total understanding of a sentence when used in an eurocentric environment
by black youth(or any discriminated minority)

1 year LOW i know what you saying

2 who the fuck you calling a nigga LOW

3 you have to be what you have to be LOW

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get low

when a girl shakes it booty on the dance floor

get low get low to the windooows to the wall

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Derek Lowe

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!

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