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When your girlfriend leaves you for your own, or someone elses father
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eat my left is a phrased used at a person who deserves utter disrespect.
when saying this at someone you are telling them to get down and worship your left nut as they are useless people. touching your right is totally unacceptable.
when using the comeback "eat my left", no matter what they say you have won the argument
Person 1: Geez you've got a head like a kicked in coke can!
Person 2: eat my left ya piece of shit
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A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the "hammer lane".
Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn't safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.
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When you are an iPhone user and you text someone and they never texted back
Damn, I was wanting to hang out but dude left me on blue
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Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.
Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.
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same.
person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies
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