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Left 4 Dad

When your girlfriend leaves you for your own, or someone elses father

Dude i just got Left 4 Dad

by scarneck1 October 25, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat my left

eat my left is a phrased used at a person who deserves utter disrespect.

when saying this at someone you are telling them to get down and worship your left nut as they are useless people. touching your right is totally unacceptable.

when using the comeback "eat my left", no matter what they say you have won the argument

Person 1: Geez you've got a head like a kicked in coke can!

Person 2: eat my left ya piece of shit

by Dewius Finn November 8, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left Lane Loser

A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the "hammer lane".

Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn't safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.

by Spammag June 18, 2009

5382๐Ÿ‘ 3039๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkeys left nut

A worthless object

I don't give a monkeys left nut

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left me on blue

When you are an iPhone user and you text someone and they never texted back

Damn, I was wanting to hang out but dude left me on blue

by Shapeshifter/guardians 1111 April 29, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.

Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.

by j2shea July 10, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


my dad left

same.

person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies

by Iโ€™m just a great kid April 14, 2022

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž