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A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.
Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.
1. When working from home, the act of responding to a question with no words other than a link to the answer they seek.
2. When your friend asks you a dumb question, the act of sending them a link with the exact answer to their question
1. "Did you see that dumb question Caitlin dropped in slack?" "Yeah, I just link slapped the shit out of her. I sent her a link to her asking the same question last month."
2. "Bro I'm gonna link slap you with a dumb question like that."
The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.
Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?
Something people on Facebook used to say in 2010 after posting a picture or pictures, as Facebook would make a post with the user's personalized message showing off the picture(s) that had separate likes from the actual picture(s), whose thumbnail image a user had to click or press on individually to like.
Message of Facebook User posting a picture on Facebook, circa 2010 AD: Like the picture not the link hoesss <3333 lolzers lolzomg
“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “
The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.
Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.
TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.
"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"