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Your baby mama is when you accidentally get a woman pregnant-- oopsie daisy-- but you two aren't together. If a pregnancy is the result of a one-night-stand, she's your baby mama and you are her baby daddy. Sometimes you two can agree to raise the child as single parents, but in cases like How I Met Your Mother (Barney's mom), the baby mama will raise the kid on her own.
Anyone: Wait, who's Delilah?
Me: she's my baby mama.
The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
Woah deez mama, a mix of joe mama and deez nutz. there will soon be joe nutz, where are joe's nutz?
You: hey do you know who deez is
Some Random Dumbass: uhhhhhh no who is deez
You: DEEZ MAMA, get owned loser
Some Random Dumbass: don't you mean deez nutz?
You: shut the fuck up im about to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
Some Random Dumbass: deez nu-
*beating noises intensify*
A sexy hot woman who also happens to be a mother.
Me and my trophy mama went dancing last night .
way for those of us with an IQ under 60 to make a joke
(good one)
your mama is so fat that she has 2 birth days her's and earth day
(decent one)
your mama so fat when she was a lizard for halloween ever one thougt it was godzilla
(really bad one)
your mama so stupid....uh.......she......sniffs the dog
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Lesbian version of and occasionally similar to the homosexual "Bear". Mama Grizzlies are typically characterised by tall height, large or muscular body type, minimal grooming and aggressive style of love making combined with a generally affectionate & open attitude.
Yeah, the ropes chafed me something fierce, but she was a real Mama Grizzly and put some cream on the sore spots afterward. Best date ever!
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trying to insult your mother as a joke or their serious
jo mama fat.
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