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That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch
The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love
A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.
Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse
An Asian Person typically from Malaysia they normaly cant see properly and have parents that shout hoy hoy
Jack: ur such a matt lee rooman
Rooman: shut up I can see
Matt McGuire is the drummer of the music band called "the chainsmokers".
He was born on August 7, 1993 in Brisbane, Australia. He is so fucking talented. He broke up with amyjane :(
Nickname: Matt McGuire (he doesn't have any nicknames)
The best content creator ever!!!
Yo you know who Matts alright is??
Hell yeah he’s cool asf
A guy that is a great friend, who is loyal and will always be there for you no matter what happens. He will try his hardest just to see you smile. He is the sweetest guy i ever met. He is understanding and will never judge you ever. If you met him you are really lucky that you have met him. he will change you're life for ever.
Rosa: *crying*
Matt Dimick: Why are you crying??
Rosa: I'm crying cause me and my bf got in a fight
Matt Dimick : Everything is alright , i'm always here for you i'll even stay up till 4 am to cheer you up.
THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON TO WALK ON THIS EARTH 🔥
"... wait i forgot who the hottest and chillest person on this earth is"
matt sturniolo.
(p.s this was made 2 days after their 20th birthday but still ML GUYS!!!)