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An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen
Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.
A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
“Matt Wade have my babies!”
thot slayer...
hes just a thot slayer
this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword
this nigga probably liked highschool musical
damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge
A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat
Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who
climbed the crane