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Usually lives 20 - 30 miles outside of a medium to large metropolitan city. They're culture includes pointy boots, mobile homes, lifted trucks blaring regional mexican music to a decibel level beyond the threshold of the average human being. They proudly display multiple flags in their front yard, camp or mobile home that are largely made up of the Mexican Flag, the dixie flag, an American Flag & a dallas cowboys flag. Additionally Mexican Hillbilly consume massive quantities of alocohol and usually smoke copius amounts of reefer. you can find them bar hopping in packs looking for a good ol' southern girl to impregnate.
Bro. ? Check out this guy yo . . . . . . . . . . he's got those pointy boots on and dancing with that hot look'n red head. Dude ! I know that guy ! . . . . . . . . .. he's that Mexican Hillbilly that's in that in that mariachi morrissey tribute band. Dude plays the big ass bass guitar thing man. He's bad Ass too !!!!!!
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A rare breed here in the United States. More than likely his/her daddy owns a successful business such as construction, a restaurant, or a store. They tend to have many cars, balancing between blacks and whites. Black have nice rims on shitty cars and whites have shitty stock rims on nice cars. Rich Mexicans will have nice rims on nice cars. They usually wear Abercrombie & Fitch, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Lacoste. They are usually very good looking.
White boy: "Damn, look at that rich Mexican in that nice truck."
White girl: "Well, of course. His dad owns a successful business and they are doing quite well."
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When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.
I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.
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A massage without using ones hands.
Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"
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Used for revenge and/or entertainment. The act of shitting in a fan, burying unsuspecting passersby in a storm they won't soon forget.
Juan: Remember the Mexican Blizzard of '03?
Oscar: You kidding? I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
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A substitute method of keeping threaded fasteners from becoming loosened due to vibration, stress, etc. Instead of using conventional liquid {loctite}, one simply assembles the fastener using dissimilar thread combinations, i.e., a coarse thread on on a fine thread bolt.
Alternatively, if the threads match, grind or hammer the threads of the bolt slightly to induce the crossthreading principle.
We didn't want the helicopter rotor to loosen unexpectedly, so we assembled it with Mexican loctite.
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The act of defecating in a floor length urinal.
Dude, all the toilets were occupied and i really had to go! So i just decided to use the mexican waterfall method!
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